I took time out of the recording studio to come see the team that was named after me. Unfortunatrly I had been lured there on false pretenses. However I enjoyed last night's game and thought you did well. It's a shame you didn't take your chances eariler in the match and you all need to more tightly mark your men when they are on the attack. I won't be coming to watch you next week as I'm working on a new album but maybe later in this season.

I am writing to introduce myself, until very recently I have been running a team on a part time basis, (12 games in 18 months). Unexpectedly I am now available for Managing and Coaching. I would have preferred Wednesdays as it is my lucky night! However I could miss the Bingo and come along and give you some pointers on a Tuesday!

I am unable to guarantee any results but as long as you do not play Mediterranean teams I should be able to help you!

P.S. My mate Terry is also available

Hey there you bad ass tempered foxes united,Roman here you may or may not know i too run a soccer team.we play at St.Peters in a little town called Hurgess Bill.i had my scouts out secretly watching you guys,and you rocked.i'm looking to heavily invest in another soccer team and was just wondering if you would like $72 to help you get going?there's just one catch you'd have to lose the goalie as i've seen roadkill move quicker than him.oh and also i want to drive the minibus.